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Norms Hemorrhoid Relief

Thoughtfully designed responses to one of the body's least funny jokes

SHOP COLLECTION

of adults get hemorrhoids during their lifetime

(Are you one of us?)

Americans reported having hemorrhoids last year

(Thats 5.8% of adults)

of women get hemorrhoids during and after pregnancy

(Thats 2m+ cases each year)

By the time we are 50, over half of us will have gotten hemorrhoids at least once

You Are Not Alone!

Now There's Norms

A New Normal In Embarrassing Self Care Is Here

We are on a mission to normalize the treatment of our most private predicaments. We spent the last couple years developing our response to one of the body’s least funny jokes, hemorrhoids. Next we'll do our best to transform how society understands, talks about and deals with other common yet highly stigmatized personal health conditions.

You Are Not Alone

A Public Service Announcement From Norms

The Full Norms Treatment

You may be wondering why we have three different products to help you treat your hemmies. Well, for some, it's a matter of preference. But those of us who've been around the block know that quick, effective and lasting relief requires a combination of the right tools and a bit of a ritual.

We suggest you combine the wipe with our spray or cream for a complete cleaning & treatment routine

YOUR 10-DAY RELIEF PLAN

We got your back, every step of the way

What To Use & When

Dealing with a flare-up can be overwhelming, but with the right plan and the right products, relief is just a few steps away. Here's how to make the most of Norms Medicated Wipes, Spray, and Cream during a typical 10-day flare-up.

EARLY SIGNS

Start with Norm Wipes to cleanse & cool

Days 1-3: Early Signs of Irritation and Itching

Start with Norms Medicated Wipes to clean and soothe the area at every opportunity. The cooling and refreshing ingredients in the wipes are perfect for addressing irritation and keeping things calm as the flare-up begins.

Pro Tip: Use the wipes as the foundation of your routine throughout the entire flare-up. They're gentle, effective, and safe for daily use to keep the area clean and comfortable.

RAMP UP

Add Norms Spray to numb & shrink

Days 4-6: Escalating Pain and Swelling

As discomfort increases, it’s time to add Norms Spray to your routine. The Spray delivers fast, no-touch relief for itching, pain, and swelling. It’s perfect for when you’re on the go or need a quick, mess-free application.

Pro Tip: Apply the Spray up to 4 times a day to reduce swelling and numb the area. Alternate the Spray with the Cream during this phase for targeted relief.

THE PEAK

Layer Norms Cream to heal & protect

Days 7-8: All The Bad Feelings

This is when you need Norms Cream the most. The Cream delivers maximum-strength relief, reducing intense swelling, pain, and burning while providing a soothing protective barrier.

Pro Tip: Use the Cream for deeper, longer-lasting relief when you have time for a more thorough application. Alternate with the Spray if needed for faster, touch-free relief between Cream applications.

THE COMEDOWN

Keep Norms close as you return to normal

Days 9-10: Recovery Mode

As the flare-up starts to subside, continue using Norms Wipes to clean and soothe the area. If needed, apply the Spray or Cream for any lingering discomfort.

Pro Tip: Even during recovery, maintaining a consistent routine with the Wipes ensures proper care and helps prevent future flare-ups.

OUR RELIEF BUN-DLE

Treat yourself to the Full Norms Treatment

Take the guesswork out of hemorrhoids

By stacking our products based on your needs and the severity of your symptoms, you’ll have a comprehensive system to tackle flare-ups from Day 1 to Day 10. Hemorrhoids can feel overwhelming, but relief doesn’t have to be complicated. The Full Treatment Bundle gives you a clear path forward—no guesswork, no gimmicks—just clean, calm, effective care every step of the way.

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YOUR 10-DAY RELIEF PLAN

We got your back, every step of the way

What To Use & When

Dealing with a flare-up can be overwhelming, but with the right plan and the right products, relief is just a few steps away. Here's how to make the most of Norms Medicated Wipes, Spray, and Cream during a typical 10-day flare-up.

EARLY SIGNS

Start with Norm Wipes to cleanse & cool

Days 1-3: Early Signs of Irritation and Itching

Start with Norms Medicated Wipes to clean and soothe the area at every opportunity. The cooling and refreshing ingredients in the wipes are perfect for addressing irritation and keeping things calm as the flare-up begins.

RAMP UP

Add Norms Spray to numb & shrink

Days 4-6: Escalating Pain and Swelling

As discomfort increases, it’s time to add Norms Spray to your routine. The Spray delivers fast, no-touch relief for itching, pain, and swelling. It’s perfect for when you’re on the go or need a quick, mess-free application.

THE PEAK

Layer Norms Cream to heal & protect

Days 7-8: All The Bad Feelings

This is when you need Norms Cream the most. The Cream delivers maximum-strength relief, reducing intense swelling, pain, and burning while providing a soothing protective barrier.

THE COMEDOWN

Keep Norms close as you return to normal

Days 9-10: Recovery Mode

As the flare-up starts to subside, continue using Norms Wipes to clean and soothe the area. If needed, apply the Spray or Cream for any lingering discomfort.

OUR RELIEF BUN-DLE

Treat yourself to the Full Norms Treatment

Take the guesswork out of hemorrhoids

By stacking our products based on your needs and the severity of your symptoms, you’ll have a comprehensive system to tackle flare-ups from Day 1 to Day 10. Hemorrhoids can feel overwhelming, but relief doesn’t have to be complicated. The Full Treatment Bundle gives you a clear path forward—no guesswork, no gimmicks—just clean, calm, effective care every step of the way.

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Education Station

Under the guidance of our MD, Dr Wendi, we've compiled what may just be the most comprehensive educational resource for hemorrhoid sufferers, survivors and the hemmy-curious. Visit Hemmies 101 here.

Podcast-style sit-downs with well-informed people talking about embarrassing self-care issues

Totally Normal Conversations

Quick hits of knowledge from Dr. Wendi, our medical advisor and leading authority of matters from the butt to the gut.

Hemmies 101

Simple instructional videos on how to use your Norms products for maximum effect with minimal friction

How To's

We make learning about Hemorrhoids and other gross bodily afflictions fun. The more you know...you know?

Edu-taining Videos

Get a look at all the things Big Pharma would never show you. Ever wonder how wipes are made? We'll show you!

Behind the Scenes

Podcast-style sit-downs with well-informed people talking about embarrassing self-care issues

Totally Normal Conversations

Quick hits of knowledge from Dr. Wendi, our medical advisor and leading authority of matters from the butt to the gut.

Hemmies 101

Simple instructional videos on how to use your Norms products for maximum effect with minimal friction

How To's

We make learning about Hemorrhoids and other gross bodily afflictions fun. The more you know...you know?

Edu-taining Videos

Get a look at all the things Big Pharma would never show you. Ever wonder how wipes are made? We'll show you!

Behind the Scenes

Talking about it is the first step to fixing it.

Good products work. Great ones actually get used.

No shame. No guesswork. No Nonsense.

How's Norms Fixing What's Broken?

Serious Medicine, Made Simple

No offense Target, but the other products you sell are conspicuous, intimating and confusing. We take a more low key approach with accessible products that are just as effective but more intuitive to use.

Clinically Proven Formulas

Premium ingredients. FDA-approved. Tested for safety and efficacy. Developed with Doctors.

All Maximum Strength

Strongest OTC formulations. Fast relief for severe symptoms. Works quickly, effectively, consistently.

Easy To Use

Simple, intuitive design. Clear instructions. No confusion. Great for first-timers or longtime sufferers.

Simple
Relief Program

A System (not just one product) for immediate relief, ongoing recovery, and prevention. No guesswork, just effective care.

For Home or On-the-Go

Portable formats. Single-use, no-touch options. Discreet, convenient care anywhere, anytime.

From Awkward to Use → Clear, Clean, and Travel-Friendly

Norms provides stigma-free, clinically proven, and user-friendly hemorrhoid relief products designed for real-life convenience and education.

  • We've created an intuitive product system that helps customers know what to use, when, and why.
  • Packaging and education work hand-in-hand to simplify care—no confusing instructions or fine print.
  • Our formats are hygienic, effective, and built for modern routines—from at-home treatment to on-the-go relief.
From Humiliating to Buy → Discreet, Direct, and On-Demand

Norms offers discreet, user-friendly, and approachable products designed to eliminate pharmacy shame, simplify self-care, and normalize ownership through innovative design and education.

  • We meet customers where they are: online—prioritizing DTC and fast delivery to eliminate pharmacy shame.
  • Our product presentation is approachable, attractive, and intentionally low-key—designed to sit on a shelf, not hide in a drawer.
  • We reframe self-care as something sensible, not secreti
From Shameful to Own → Normal, Visible, and Proudly Yours

Norms promotes confidence and normalizes ownership through approachable design, educational content, and real-life storytelling that destigmatize common health experiences.

  • Our brand design is confident but never clinical—neither cringe nor cutesy.
  • We normalize ownership through lifestyle storytelling, real-people campaigns, educational content and a tone that says “we get it.”
  • Our larger mission: to destigmatize an experience shared by more than half of all adults—and turn a taboo into a talking point.

Made in the Usa

cGNMP Certified Manufacturing

FDA Approved OTC Medical Formulations

Amazon
Small Business

Backed by a Gastroenterolist

Safe For You and the Planet

Devin The Social Guy

We hired him to make hemorrhoids cool. He’s young, enthusiastic, and totally in over his head. His methods? Unclear. But he’s really giving it his all. Follow along as Devin attempts to bring Norms to the internet, one deeply weird post at a time.

Follow us on Instagram + TikTok

Hemorrhoids? Maybe. Oversharing? Never.

Maybe that itching and burning isn't something you should ignore anymore. We'll help you get to the bottom of things and put you on the path to relief.